Meanwhile in an Alternate Reality…

I thought I’d let everyone know that we are now living in the reality in which I DID NOT cut off one of my fingers with the shiny new grinder I recently purchased. I’m sure the other Rob had a terrible day all bleeding and crying and probably pissing his pants, but that’s his life now. I do feel a bit sorry for him; I mean I’m glad he took it for the team and all. From now on when I look at my hands my thoughts will always be with him, that poor bastard…

But then perhaps he will use this experience for good and ditch these often time consuming DIY projects and use his time more wisely and have more drive to become a much better writer! A published writer!

OMG, you know what? fuck that guy, what an asshole… Me and all the other Rob’s are going out for a drink to bitch about him.