Click Bait – Short Story

terribleminds.com flash fiction challenge as set by Chuck Wendig.

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ likes CHANNEL_42

MITCH_DALSON [CHNL42]: The daily struggle continues as those on the suburbs struggle with the ever rising risk of [read more…]

JULIETTE_SWAN [CHNL42]: Ten ways to find out if your breasts are normal! Most studies found that women are seeking [read more…]

BRICK_TANNER [CHNL42]: BREAKING NEWS!! Is your skin dry? Do you feel thirsty more often than what is considered normal? If so then you may be [read more…]

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: @DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ really? You invited these pole shark mofo’s in! they are rectal warts.

SAMBO: sounds like you know something about that?

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: that was one time @SAMBO and do you really want to go there?

SAMBO: .

SAMBO: 😉

SAMBO: I withdraw my comments — you have affine ass btw 😛

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: @SAMBO go eat a bag of dicks

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: wassa matta?

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: no time for QT stuff. Its al ads and bullshite

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: true but it amusing bullshite

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: the addless silence of our little collective was one of the most pleasant experiences of my day and now you opened the door. Talk about blood sucking vultures and we are the slowly decomposing body washed up on the sandy shore of their vacation home.

WOOD_DG: BONER!!

BARRY_HAM [CHNL42]: Leading scientist’s suggest that uncontrollable sexual urges can be a leading cause of prostate cancer [read more…]

WOOD_DG: boner el muerto 🙁

WOOD_DG has logged off…

A_GUY_THANG: wow that was fast

PINK_VAMPS77: Ew…

A_GUY_THANG: omg I totally didn’t mean it like that. I meant the ad news thingy whatevs that was.

PINK_VAMPS77: totally fking with you dude

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: exactly, its shit

PINK_VAMPS77: I agree with @D they are a bit funny. Just yesterday my vag was so hairy.

PETER_PARKER [CHNL42]: In entertainment tonight, we list the monster top ten crotch shots of your favourite celebrities. Have you seen them all? [read more…]

PINK_VAMPS77: lol peter parker? I think the name generato is fkd.

JULES_SORRENTO [CHNL42]: General Fakimoto has raided several small villages, killing over three thousand. This is the third time that Fakimoto has sought to gain power and analysts are saying that [read more…]

PINK_VAMPS77: wow just wow

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KOOKIE_BROOKIE: @DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ get rid of this now!!!!

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: nope not unitl you apologuise

PINK_VAMPS77: not this again. You guys need to meet fuck and then get over it.

A_GUY_THANG has logged off…

PINK_VAMPS77: holy shit were dropping guys faster than some ass-faced celebrity in need of a ratings boost.

SAMBO: lolz

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: fine Lord of Sauce is not the worst horror ever made. I now totally believe that Some Like it Knifey is.

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: and…

HARRY_POOL [CHNL42]: Juicy time for some scares? The Midnight Train has just released new behind the scenes footage of one of the top ten grossing horror films, fresh from the tombs of Hollywood [read more…]

KOOKIE_BROOKIE: nope I can’t do it, Lord of Sauce is the all-time low. In some parts you can see through the rubber suit.

TENEAL_SCOTT [CHNL42]: Ready for some late night adult entertainment, this week we look at the top twenty fetishes and how they affect the lives of those that [read more…]

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: See this is funny… watch GIANT PENISES!

PINK_VAMPS77: omg nooooooo…

SAMBO: somebody call?

PINK_VAMPS77: slap

SAMBO: fap

PINK_VAMPS77: lol you cockhead

PENELOPE_VAIL [CHNL42]: In Russia today a man has blown off his penis by taking ten times the recommended dose of Viagra. Early reports say he was seeking work in the adult film industry and the incident occurred just outside his mother’s [read more…]

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: Bingo Yahtzee!!

KOOKIE_BOOKIE: someone text me when this is over :{

PINK_VAMPS77: K TTFN :]

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: aww I didn’t mean it

KOOKIE_BROOKIE has logged off…

SAMBO has logged off…

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: you guys just a bit of fun?

PINK_VAMPS77: sometimes… maybe just a tad too far?

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: ffs someone draw me a line then

PINK_VAMPS77: —————————————————

PINK_VAMPS77: it was okay for a bit…

PINK_VAMPS77 has logged off…

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: anyone still here?

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: cmd list\

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: nobody wants to play my games anymore :{

JIG_SAW [CHNL42]: would you like to play a game?

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ: those movies sucked

DUNGEON_MISTRESS_KAZ has logged off…